lordflacko91:

prettypussyprincess:

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

butteredveggies:

trillaryclinton:

laziestgenius:

See, Black parents don’t play, they react with a quickness. Swift and deadly ._.

*hollering

Lmfaooo

Damn!

lmao I would never even try it

Lmao “I can’t eat your booty no more”, “boy 👋” slap 😂😂

(Source: imsoshive)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce)

I’m just gonna bullshit it.
my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy)


whoisromeo:

i want to be able to do this

(Source: 2bros1blog)